Two monkeys sat in a coconut tree. Said one to the other “What think ye we be? Did man come from us, or is that a lie? If that’s not the case, then I will defy. Those teachers at Calvin who are making a fool, Not only of us, but of also their School: Where God’s Word in truth was formerly taught, But now it’s debunked; why with error ’tis fraught. That’s what those teachers stand up and say, And drum into their students from day to day.”
